Uhmmm… wha? Alright so I get a lot of emails, tons of em. Half of which I immediately discard- publicists, take note, I do not want your wordy press releases- I have three jobs, got it? Cool. So if you want to get my attention, take some notes from these guys- the New Generation Dudes who wrote me a pretty unreal email pitch that intrigued me (Far more than just their music alone) Please read:

IF YOU WANT YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE, YOU WILL DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM/EP/TIRADE OF PURE MUSICAL DOMINATION. IF THIS DOES NOT APPEAL TO YOU, DO NOT DARE CLICK ON THIS LINK, BECAUSE YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE. THAT SHIT AT THE BEGINNING WAS ONLY AN ANALOGY, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS, YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE. DO NOT FUCK AROUND.

ALL THAT ASIDE THE NEW GENERATION DUDES WOULD BE HONORED IF YOU WOULD REVIEW OUR SELF TITLED EP. THE NGD IS GNAR AS FUCK AND SO IS YOUR BLOG, THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS COMBINE OUR EFFORTS AND SAVE THE FUCKING HUMAN RACE!! LET US KNOW IF THE NGD MAKES YOU HOT AND STICKY AND IF YOU PLAN TO FEATURE OUR EP ON YOUR BLOG. KEEP IT REAL AND PARTY WITH THE NGD!!!

-THE NEW GENERATION DUDES

Now, I don’t know if I ever want my “mind blown outta my asshole” but thanks guys. Now in return, I’ll be posting their songs below. Write me and tell me if you think they lived up to their own hype. To me it sounds like Nintendo on acid. At least I was thoroughly entertained.

NGD EP by newgenerationdudes

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