Aug 27th, 2010
music blogger’s round table
[warning: the following is crass, and not for the sensitive nor is it the crybabies, please do not email me about your distaste for profanity]
The Mel Gibson of music journalism, Rolling Stone’s, is best known for his profane rants against music bloggers, calling it the end of valid cultural criticism, calling it the “bland middling taste of the internet mind hive”. Or more accurately, “the ugliest, most insidious Ebola virus”, and that “you’re gonna want to shoot yourself in the fucking face”. I run a music blog and sure, I have my own criticisms of the incessant parade of claiming “firsties” on an artist, all of this chillwave obscurity, and hearing myself sound like an asshole when I start talking about RSS feeds and Google Analytics. But I also see it as the DIY culture saying “fuck you” to the so-called Tastemakers in music journalism who are propelled by publicists who shove artists’ campaigns down their throats because their publications are on their last leg. Ahem, Rolling Stone. I wouldn’t even put blogging and journalism in the same category, mostly because I don’t care about what it is, but that it’s an evolution of the way we consume music so you’d be wise to stop whining and embrace it.
I finally realized I’d arrived when I was invited to a Music Blogger’s Luncheon last week, with the likes of such mythological bloggers as Frank Yang of , Chris Budd of , and infiltrated by a few folks at the Globe and Mail, National Post, Spinner, MSN, and some publicity companies. I was going only to confirm that Yang was real, because I always saw him as this sort-of Wizard of Oz, operated by a small staff that claimed they were just but one Asian dude in his bedroom. Put it simply, I’m consistently in awe of him. I was bringing a publicist friend and told him not to embarrass me in front of my new friends by trying to pitch his artists. Forcing these people into social situations is no small feat, so I wanted to document it by pulling out my recorder and let them talk it out. The result was an messy conversation with two many voices that didn’t translate all too well in terms of flow, but I got a few interesting insights from it. Continue Reading »













